Straight Pride
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A University of Central Oklahoma student group is planning what it calls "Straight Pride Week" on campus.
Members of the College Republicans said despite objections from some, they have every right to celebrate.
"The general gist is that if you are a straight student on campus be proud, be loud, this is your time to shine," said college Republican Kyle Houts.
The group has posted fliers on campus that read, "we're here, we're conservative, we're out."
Hey guys, great. Why stop at just one week though? Those Blacks get the entirety of February. Might as well go for the gold and get White History Month.
Here's an idea: Why not celebrate the acheivements of straight white men year-round? That'd really stick it to the minorities, huh? If we took up the entire year celebrating our culture and allot them a few measly weeks. If this country needs anything, it's a new holiday celebrating Heterosexual Caucasian Middle-Class Awareness.