Breaking: Satan a liberal
Leave it to Doug Giles to englighten us:
In the realm of public debate, young adults are taken about as seriously as Mini-Me would be playing center for the Los Angeles Lakers. With their brains systematically fueled by Eminem, CNN, The Real World and American Pie Part VII, there is a stupidity coming from Generation Duh that makes the insane seem sane.
There is a good reason why most youth aren't taken seriously: the vast majority have nothing to say. They are the brainwashed three-thousand-feet-wide-and-one-inch-deep droogies of the ludicrous Left who have had their minds filled with the swill that comes from MTV News and the OC. Our present crop of twenty-somethings is so heavily indoctrinated with anti-American and anti-God rhetoric by the time they're 10, even Lucifer thinks they're too liberal.
Thank God for the right. I've never felt so intelligent than after reading that passage.